He packs fudge and thinks about Ben 10

I wish you could send punches through the post.

1st class straight to fucking sleep

I wish you could send a package where they open it and it just slaps them with a fish

Sounds smooth

I haven't sent any Christmas cards yet

@Tea what’s a wee root?

I'd send one tailed, but dox.

You can send anthrax through the post aswell

Too bad aye

@Tailed Feature I dont send them, I give them to the person by hand

You can send cards preloaded to explode with glitter @sweatercowsandsass

PERSONALISED SERVICE

@Callie it's a small root known to natively In Asia as a fucking plectrum

@Octavia that would be very inconveniencing

I like it

X

Callie.

I know a few people who wpuld appriciate that

I doubt Tea

Do you know what a plectrum is.

Wee means little

No

Wee root. Root is an insult.

@sweatercowsandsass Alright you can deliver one to Staffordshire for me.

@Tailed Feature ok, omw

Yeah I got that Tea

@Callie wee bint

Ah

I only have two to post. The rest I do in person.

I know what that is

@sweatercowsandsass here https://www.ruindays.com/products/spring-loaded-glitter-bomb?variant=12317569155143&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIsOy7lJOo3wIVHp7ACh0VKA7fEAQYASABEgIxMfD_BwE

@Octavia yesssssss

Anyway, goodnight faguettes

Someone done that to me I'd be taking eyes for it.

Im buying that

@sweatercowsandsass night mate sleep well

Goodnight Nicolle

You put a fake name on it @Tea

Goodnight

Nah, I'd find who did it.