Well, gravity occurs on everything, so it occurs on the flat earth also. It acts UNIFORMLY downwards

No it doesnt

But it does.

it acts uniformly towards the centre of the mass

Not in the slightest mate

Yes

Which happens to create a sphere around this centre point

Imagine standing on an infinite plane. Where would gravity be acting on.

Towards the centre

Lol

Imagine an infinite plane

I am

Well where is it's centre?

∞/2

Lmao

But no.

Gravity would act downwards on such a plane

just not true

it would collapse onto that single point

Because every local position has the same mass on the plane

yes but tell me

You have the same mass to your left and right

where would its centre of mass be

It wouldn't matter in this case.

Break it down into a load of squares

it it the exact point

Imagine Minecraft, gravity would act downwards in that case.

Because a sufficiently far object exerts no force on you.

And you have the same mass uniformly radially around you and under you.

The problem with that is there is a centre of gravity somewhere

There's no problem with that at all.

An infinite plane with uniform mass does not exist

There is

Hehe

It doesn't need to be infinite

Just large enough

It does because then a centre of the object can be found

which is its centre of mass

And force would be uniformly downward.

which is where force would be applied from radially

making it crumple in on itslef