I accidentally cut my finger with a pocket knife a few weeks ago

You ever hit the ground so hard that the skin goes pure white? That was the most fucking painful shit in my life.

That shit hurted

Oh right okay so not me and Cow then lmao

I try to keep my self depreciation to a minimum and more humorous.

Aye me too

i got slashed on the leg a couple of years back when i started working as doorstaff

HAHAHA COW WAIT

O o f

oooofff

Big oof

I need to show you this fucking hilarious picture of me from the weekend @Cow

Bedtime gotta get up in 5 hours

Coming into ur DM's now

Please do

Wish me luck

Is it another fat ass leg.

?

I’ll let you know

And the leg she posted was swollen

Due to the injury

Didn't look severe enough for it to swell that much

Noted

I'll further *analyze*

🤔

Right, off to get a burger, police are right outside my place, lets see how long before they look at me funny with my fucking loud car

@Dialysis okay so I should point out that thats it HEALING. That was about 2 weeks after.

It was a lot worse, but it was better in that photo

@J Яша Don’t type in the porn channels you worthless shit eater.

Is this the return of mungboot?

Dribbler

Nah this is the original mongoboot

This was like the prequel to Mongoboot

Mongoboot the sequel.

@Strayan't I was sitting down at a pizza place before and literally 8 full sized firedtrucks drove to a house across the street that was burning some pallets

Classic

Fire ban?

@Strayan't I think the guys had done it many times in the past, but this time I believe it spread to his actual house

So yeah...

Nice

That'll learn em