epic

I’m pro burzumocracy

@Original Name

https://youtu.be/_citG7kWBnI

lmao

<:bruh:591181809493082113>

Oy vey

Damn its almost as if a persecuted group is more likely to be progressive in solidarity with other persecuted groups

109 countries and one moon

well 110 after China kicked out all the western journalists

Lol

Jornos is now code.

I only get my news from reliable sources like drunk hobos.

When I was 14, I had five cats.
I sharpened their claws, stored their shit, and all the usual cat owner stuff.
So one day, a girl came to me at school and asked me why I smell like cat shit.
At first, I was offended.
But then I realized that the girl was actually Jesus.
I mean, who would've known it was cat shit if not Jesus himself?
So I ran back to her, and begged her for forgiveness.
Like the merciful Lord that she was, she forgave me, and asked me to bring her cat shit.
I brought her all the cat shit I had ever stored in the entirety of my life, and threw it inside her house from the window, shouting "Allahu Alkbar!"
I left, and the other day I went to check on Jesus.
She had eaten it all up.
Not joking.
She had eaten it all, and she had an extremely fat belly.
So I went to her and asked why she smelled like cat shit.
At first she was offended.
But then she realized that I was actually Jesus.
I mean, who would've known it was cat shit if not Jesus himself, right?
So she ran back to me, and begged me for forgiveness.
And like the merciful Lady that I was, I forgave her.

oy vey!

AAAAAAAAAA

IM GONNA ARRRT