Kill niggger

i shill 4 surface products 2 much but theyre just so bitchin

i have a dock w monitors and shit for at home but can just pick i up and leave

The vents are huge

and stoll have my everything

lol

That gives me cancer

>disk drive

It weighs over 20 lbs

I carry it to work every day

i literally walk around a'' day w all my files

Everyone has small laptops

wtf the ps4 weighs less

And I bring that monster into the conference room

lol

I get dirty looks

hpw much was it

2 grand

figures

thats what im looking at for surface book i want'

I just look back at them with a scowl

Because they are fucking normies

waitint for surface pro 5 to come out first

With their macbooks

macbooks can suck my dick

set the fans to max to piss them off

13 inches and 2 lbs

my 2011 mbp killed its gpu in under a year

18 inches and 20 lbs

I had the same problem

i only got it fixed today after 4 years

I had a 2011 MacBook too

because it was gonna be 300+

I repaired it several times

But then they stopped selling the apu

they never did

all replacements come from used or shady sources

apple doesn sell replacement chipw

So now it's a paper weight

The pc is literally melted