Message from @shekels

Discord ID: 527268143006089235


2018-12-25 23:32:39 UTC  

I ate so much damn food

2018-12-25 23:32:41 UTC  

No

2018-12-25 23:32:49 UTC  

'twas good

2018-12-25 23:33:07 UTC  

Steaks, ham, so much desserts, and a load of many sides

2018-12-25 23:33:15 UTC  

No.

2018-12-25 23:33:19 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas Have you got any spirits to wash it down with.

2018-12-25 23:33:22 UTC  

I feel fat, and uh that's saying something

2018-12-25 23:33:27 UTC  

And no, I don't drink

2018-12-25 23:33:40 UTC  

I ate a shit ton

2018-12-25 23:33:44 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas Fair enough.

2018-12-25 23:33:54 UTC  

my stomach was bloated till it hurt from the pressure

2018-12-25 23:34:07 UTC  

Then I took a fat fucking shit

2018-12-25 23:34:10 UTC  

And I was good

2018-12-25 23:34:17 UTC  

I wonder if I can still see my feet when standing

2018-12-25 23:34:23 UTC  

It is time

2018-12-25 23:34:26 UTC  

Reeeeee

2018-12-25 23:34:42 UTC  

I haven't tried but I hope I can find my penis

2018-12-25 23:34:49 UTC  

Wait what

2018-12-25 23:34:50 UTC  

Ok

2018-12-25 23:34:56 UTC  

I might be food drunk

2018-12-25 23:35:21 UTC  

Can you feel it is your synapses

2018-12-25 23:35:30 UTC  

<:markusjew:437127761358749697> @shekels

2018-12-25 23:35:34 UTC  

No

2018-12-25 23:36:44 UTC  

Help me I'm dying

2018-12-25 23:36:55 UTC  

Classic move

2018-12-25 23:36:57 UTC  

Sleep

2018-12-25 23:37:07 UTC  

@Papa Benz I may be a Jew but at least I'm not a dog nonceing little reindeer rapist

2018-12-25 23:37:41 UTC  

How

2018-12-25 23:37:42 UTC  

About

2018-12-25 23:37:44 UTC  

Fuck off

2018-12-25 23:38:10 UTC  

So tosic

2018-12-25 23:38:21 UTC  

wtf is he even talking about

2018-12-25 23:38:34 UTC  

Idk I'm white

2018-12-25 23:38:47 UTC  

***Captain Autismo***

2018-12-25 23:39:16 UTC  

I want to go to a big car auction

2018-12-25 23:39:33 UTC  

Why would you want to go to Detroit?

2018-12-25 23:39:33 UTC  

Like the mecum auction

2018-12-25 23:39:34 UTC  

like monster trucks?

2018-12-25 23:39:59 UTC  

Mecum auctions are cool

2018-12-25 23:39:59 UTC  

i think if he meant monster trucks he would have said monster trucks