Grab a towel and wrap it around an ice cube and put it on his head.

Do you have retard strength?

No

I'm really weak

Being as stupid as I am doesn't come with perks

@Deleted User we didn't use an ice cube

Or an actual towel

My mom gave him a paper towel to hold on his head lol

I got up to get something and he moved into my seat just to be an asshole so I hit him without thinking

Are you a male?

Yes unfortunately

Why?

That’s pretty sad

Sounds like you’re a beta

Yes

<:Chad:591182354270257170>

Lol

Guys it ok

He has boo boo in brain

Yes

I'm retarded

I'm gay and submissive

Add that to the list I guess

Three of those can be fixed.

Well, maybe not retardation.

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What the fuck lol

What @annapalms

@eno2 would you have said something positive if I was female?

You like dick bruh

Yes

Your parents know yet

No

They wont

My dad would find and kill me and my mom would probably help him

Best case scenario I would be too homeless to be found

You have good parents

Yeah

But actually I don't

Nah you do