My family caved in after somehow producing three long internet documents consumed a considerable portion of the data plan.

You can’t do updates for shit.

Performance Pro costs 65 a month

175 down 5 up

65-75

I’m just going to get Comcast as my TV provider; at least AT&T doesn’t do autistic data caps.

We just do internet

No point in tv

I do a fuck ton of uploading and it's infuriating having a Fucking 5mb up speed

Which is just 0.6MB up

Europe at least has multiple internet providers; you actually have a choice.

Fucking America

Monopolies everywhere

But internet policy is also autistic because you need a *username and passcode* to actually access the internet.

This was the case when I was in France and Spain in 2011.

I'd rather have reasonable Fucking prices and speeds and have to put a username

Than have a local monopoly on my internet

Also, if you’re visiting, you absolutely have to purchase a SIM card from the domestic airport that you arrived in.

Otherwise your provider will charge you big for international calls.

Xfinity and Comcast

Are completely and utterly shit

I think the CEO of Comcast is either an Evangelical or a Jew.

Lemme check.

Yep his mother’s name is “Fleisher.”

And his father’s a Russian Jew.

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Why am I not surprised

stfu

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Ironically he's a Democrat.

Internet providers are a public good and thus should be nationalized

Not with our current Congress.

I'd rather get a Codreanu, Vlasov, or Bandera in office first before entrusting them with nationalizaiton.

We need a Bandera

And we have to turn off our internet for like 3 days

Brian L. Roberts is an oligarch.

To upgrade

Our internet

At least the oligarchs in Ukraine and Russia tell you they're oligarchs.

KONY2020

Big brain