In Britain a box of 25 slug shells costs about £20

Bad news guys

I'm dyin

lucky

Or good news

Either all

Did your gravity belt fall off, or is this a bad time for jokes

There is always time to joke

What have you contracted brother?

we are all dying dude, just some of us faster than others

Nah, my liver is shutting down

yeah its about a dollar per shell

also rip

Oh shit, been drinking too much?

I’ve been kicked and dicked too many times I don’t wanna leave again

too much gonk?

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nah, ddrinking too little

Nah, they tested for alcohol related issues, no results

hepatitis?

His liver is slowly turning into vegemite

Ha

Nah, it's just given up the ghost.

Real talk tho, that’s gotta suck

Rejecting my body

oh shit

how long do you got?

shit dude sorry to hear, on the plus point, liver transplants are fairly easy as healthy liver tissue regrows

If I was Australian and about to die I would listen to A land down under till my final breath, and then fly up to the beutiful land in the sky

They've given me 10 years, it's a slow process, but that could change as more tests are being done

just throw a boomerang and your own ground harness

how old are you?

21

oh, well thats good-ish news

You considering getting an implant mate? You can’t live without one

fuck

a breakthrough could occur in that time frame

I could get a transplant, yes, but they reckon the likely hood of finding a donor for me is slim because of my weight

@Strayan't they mustve given you a fancy name for the reason that your liver is breaking down?

time to lose weight or gain some?

Yup, big time