just throw a boomerang and your own ground harness

how old are you?

21

oh, well thats good-ish news

You considering getting an implant mate? You can’t live without one

fuck

a breakthrough could occur in that time frame

I could get a transplant, yes, but they reckon the likely hood of finding a donor for me is slim because of my weight

@Strayan't they mustve given you a fancy name for the reason that your liver is breaking down?

time to lose weight or gain some?

Yup, big time

Honestly lab grown organs are already a thing, but ethical implementation is what will take a really long fucking time

Nah, they just said it was rejecting it, they don't know the actual reasoning as of yet, but they know that much

More tests will slim it down

ah

what are the health services like in aus?

a good message on christmas day

Post Christmas gift

Death

The best kind

hope they figure it out dude

10 years to live

It's a pretty long time when you think about it

pretty good time framee

How much do you weigh straya?

That's without a transplant

@Based Rai 120kg

Big lad

fucking keyboard doing double key presses and shit

oh lord, that's

a lot

Uh

I never thought the Dankula Discord would be this wholesome, hope you make it mate

no offense

2.2lbs per kilo

Uhhhh

i weigh 120 lbs, so my perspective is fucked

Ah, but I'm flat out stocky anyway, even if I was at 100kg, I'd still be a large unit

we wholesome when its called for, like we are cunts but not total cunts

Fucking imperial system

theres a difference in edgy jokes and behavior and just being sociopaths