I don't think I'm Jewish

this guy is definately a kike

cuz kike means circle

They are very nervous

So you might be

@Avgvstvs <#587115763106840576>

no I'M a jew

I don't come from a place that's particularly Jewish

I doubt that I'm Jewish

the land of Zion is everywhere

Turns out I'm actually a Jewish neo liberal the whole time

We are all Jews

rejoice

Lechaim etc.

And even if I were Jewish in the since that I come from a Jewish family, I wouldn't call myself Jewish because I don't follow any religion, culture, law, etc. that is even relevant or close to Jewish

sense*

I call myself a man even though I'm a fucking gay faggot

That doesn't mean I'm not a man

But again, I don't think I'm Jewish, especially not culturally

I mean you might be Jewish psychologically

In the sense of being all fucked up

But that's just being fucked up

Metaphysically jewish

Can you cast any jewish magic @Avgvstvs

transmute metal into gold

spiritually jewish too

intellectually jewish

Uh, let me try

Fuck, the water didn't turn into wine

Lmao fake kike

are you circumcised? @Avgvstvs

I am

kike

all my niggas still got theri parachutes

I don't even know why I'm circumcised

jews circumcise their slaves

Bc you're a dumb american

Neither of my parents are Jewish

My mother is Christian and my dad is an atheist-agnostic

Dumb americans think that circumcision is good for penile hygiene

That's a dumb american opinion