Message from @AstroTorch

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2018-12-26 23:12:37 UTC  

@Cow you're less likely to have a high speed collision on weed than when you're sober but more likely to have a low speed collision or get rear ended

2018-12-26 23:12:39 UTC  

Sounds seems

2018-12-26 23:12:54 UTC  

@Pirate Mhmm mhmm

2018-12-26 23:12:55 UTC  

you drive slower because it feels like you're going faster

2018-12-26 23:13:00 UTC  

^^

2018-12-26 23:13:09 UTC  

That's why driving high in the snow is perfect.

2018-12-26 23:13:18 UTC  

Everyone driving like they're 80

2018-12-26 23:13:19 UTC  

I feel like my existence is in slowmo when I’m high

2018-12-26 23:13:27 UTC  

ehhhh low visibility and bad reaction times

2018-12-26 23:13:39 UTC  

Yeah I wouldn’t drive

2018-12-26 23:13:41 UTC  

How about don't operate machinery when under the influence of psychoactive drugs

2018-12-26 23:13:50 UTC  

Yes Torch you are right

2018-12-26 23:13:51 UTC  

@Nip Crippler Just make sure you only drive like that on an empty field

2018-12-26 23:13:55 UTC  

no fun zone i see. lol

2018-12-26 23:14:22 UTC  

Putting other drivers at risk is fun ~ a retard

2018-12-26 23:14:22 UTC  

@AstroTorch imagine if you really meant that, nobody would ever drive. lol

2018-12-26 23:14:26 UTC  

You can have fun without risking your life bro

2018-12-26 23:14:38 UTC  

Or jail

2018-12-26 23:14:39 UTC  

I really meant that

2018-12-26 23:14:42 UTC  

Or your car

2018-12-26 23:14:44 UTC  

Not even coffee

2018-12-26 23:14:51 UTC  

I do too, it will just never happen

2018-12-26 23:14:55 UTC  

Yes correct

2018-12-26 23:15:02 UTC  

Too many people are allowed to drive

2018-12-26 23:15:05 UTC  

^^

2018-12-26 23:15:06 UTC  

You saw that

2018-12-26 23:15:28 UTC  

I think if you have a script for painkillers or sedatives your license should be on a soft suspension until you're off.

2018-12-26 23:15:42 UTC  

I had to emergency break at a round about because the car that had priority stopped, didn’t signal and checked their phone

2018-12-26 23:15:46 UTC  

plenty of psychoactive drugs you can still perform at 100% capacity on, many are even performance enhancers

2018-12-26 23:15:58 UTC  

Oooh I wonder if my nan has any special painkillers about

2018-12-26 23:16:01 UTC  

lol

2018-12-26 23:16:12 UTC  

@AstroTorch my mum has really nice codeine

2018-12-26 23:16:31 UTC  

*My cousin has morphene*

2018-12-26 23:16:33 UTC  

torch no

2018-12-26 23:16:40 UTC  

remember what happened before

2018-12-26 23:16:45 UTC  

Hopefully in 6 months I will hold a masters degree in physics that doesn't change the fact I'm an absolute reprobate

2018-12-26 23:16:49 UTC  

I have a week of oxy in the cupboard, good to know the rainy day stash is there

2018-12-26 23:16:58 UTC  

Also no I don't remember

2018-12-26 23:17:09 UTC  

Also ooo morphine

2018-12-26 23:17:14 UTC  

Yeah

2018-12-26 23:17:18 UTC  

Either way it's really just a numbers game at that point. I've been driving intoxicated on a number of things in the last 12 years I've been driving and never had an accident. Anecdotal, but I also don't find myself operating any machinery beyond a blender when I'm blasted.