We'd be knee deep in punani within the hour.

aye okay u

knee deep in cow shite

I went on the pull with someone, they said they'd be my wingman but got off with all the numbers and I went home by myself haha.

Whiski you'll never see a pussy you sausage merchant.

@Tailed Feature ;c that fuckin sad mate

Tailed I'm no like that.

Tea is like that

You get your hole.

tea's got a bag he's no took off for about a decade

I wouldn't go shagging and leave you pied

actual to keep himself looking good

he wears it

That bag has seen more pussy than you

Wantin PHOTOS

aye ok

I've seen Tea, he's an actual fanny magnet.

I've seen him annoy

he's a knob on a rod

Always starting shite you spent an hour in the bath shaving your bum fluff yesterday, you've no got a clue.

Tailed

Next month we'll go out on the pull.

I spend time on maself

unlike you ya scruffy cunt

Just bum and make up, you two.

i thought tea was a gay

he is

Tea is gay

But he's not *a* gay

pure trying to shag sausages.

he aint getting fanny

How am I like

Tex shut your dish

he's made mere sausages sweat than Greggs

Tailed unlike you I get my hole hence going out on the pull.

@T e x Fight @Tea !

tard fight

shitebag if u dinny

Don't need to fight.

1v1, I'll orgernise it

both spergs, out-dribbling eachother