Alright tea is a weeb for Scots

Literally butchered it you fucking gremlin. Never again.

I'd fokin join ye lads but ta phone do nae like the scots

@ducatideamon999sp naw in no avatar's a cartoon you sped

@Tea I'll turn yer fukken heed in ya cunt who ye callin a wee dafty ya dozey bastard

Speak like a person you foreign bastard

tea I keep thinking your name is orange

@Romeo Whiskey Delta Sierra I can smell your fucking gyro coming aff you, smells eh pish

@Pr0NKula aye, an I fucked yers yesterdae

Ye cany be speaken lik a real scot if ya ca steel reed half tha crap

Smells eh pish and a tenner a week

@Lux Kuro gimp

You give fucking meal deals with your blowjobs cunt, a suck and a chicken nugget for a fiver @Romeo Whiskey Delta Sierra

Scotch in your tea

Throwing about score bags of dish soap

I don’t get not drinking before noon

Who tah fock you calin a gimp ya wee bashtard ill smash ya fockin pasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ms8nar5Yw&feature=youtu.be

All he wanted was vape juice

@Pr0NKula go an boil yer arse ya daft eedjit wrap yersel in tin foil and stick yer heed in the micro an blow yersel tae fuck

@Chrundle yae dinnae even type Scottish. Fuck up.

Who the fuck taught the Scots English

Nobody.

I'm not even going to try and read that, that's more teuchter than even I can understand

Probably John Oliver

@Romeo Whiskey Delta Sierra you're pure butchering it. Sound like an actual pedo in saughton you actual Snorter informant.

Sounds like he comes from Methil

Reading it in the Scots accent makes it miles better

Has everyone herd the great news

Blow yersel up Tae fuck. Someone's been reading too many Scottish Twitter posts.

Actual plectrum

@Tea aye, butchering it like I tore yer mum apart last night lassie

Yer da sells fish on the downlow ya fucking cunt @Romeo Whiskey Delta Sierra

Smashed her pasty.

@Romeo Whiskey Delta Sierra I'll tear you apart the now you riddled toasted limb.

@Tea fok ya talkin bout, ye wee clunge sniffa? Ya fookin da a baw pickin, trout pounda

Away back to the kennels.

I request access to announcements, @The Walmart Drug Cartel (X) has been confirmed to be a furry

If you drive with a leftist you can park in a handicap spot

Both of you are pure arse wranglers

@PiereThePineapple I request you to shut up