That kid is smooth as fuck

Pants heavy slid doon

“Bye son, I’m going out to buy a pack of cigarettes, I’ll be back in an hour”

MY PANTS FELL DOWN AND I WAS PULLING THEM UP

Ripping the head off it

MOMMMMMMM

what if the kid was innocent tho

what if it was a mere coincidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl1H5k3DFKk
@Deleted User getting caught shining his doorknob

What if he was ripping the head off it to his Mum's mate.

LOLOLOL

not quite

i don't masterbate

<:doubt:524987877772492810>

Sure

i get bitches on the daily like

dinnae need to

MASTERBATE

Sammy on the daily

Master

Bate

I wanna grow up to be like atomikov

Nigga

bitches on the daily ?

I'm going for a wank before bed like

God damn

Atomikov's the Scottish Biggie, but with Greggs

i am biggie smols

Kek

@T e x I will literally cum inside of you so hard that you have cum streaming out your nostrils

Faggot

😦

Wot

@Tea 🤔

@Soupmeme why would you want to do that

Because

@Coc Lover why wouldn't I

@Soupmeme 😠

@Soupmeme it sounds kind of uncomfortable

It's fkin hot lol

What's hot.