sounds like something my nan would do

would need to adlib tho

aite yea shes deep deep middle class

Morning visit when she goes for her a shower, I'm going to be hunting for it. Cheers for the emergency protocols if it goes tits up like.

the dad is likely a consultant or a top level dentist or some shit

He's a architect.

I asked her.

ohhhh snap

yikes

You've been right about literally everything. I get the meme but it's literally real.

Legit flapping ngl

rugers always right

lad my first bird and crush was a horsie girl

i wear the scars

What is a horsie girl

how long ago was this

a young woman thats big into horses n shit

like the female version of car nuts

Where do you find those

they find you

around rich fathers

@Kai in the countryside

but what he said

She's usually completely smoking, but she's thinking 11 steps ahead as all your thinking about it rattling her like.

for her its subconcious really

deep levels of middle class entitlement

Fucking horse girls. They are closer to sonic autists, not car nuts

Can someone spam <@&418479903571443713> on <#418492743547879427> please? I want to use my phone as a vibrator

no man in her life has ever said no to her

The crazy women tier list goes as follows
Dog women > Lizard/snake women > Cat women > Bird women > Horse women

Bitches need to stop stealing hoodies

UK horse women are different beasts than US horse women n all

Thing is, it's best shag I've had in a while, and I don't want to be trying to ditch it. The filth she's sent me like.

No right now anyways.

the number of self made horse women in the UK is extremely low

ahh entitled women are the worst. they think they can get aaway with everything and when they get into trouble daddy or a white knight will save em

and normally their vets so they can be fine

need me a woman with a horse cock know what i mean lads haha

you've got maybe 2 weeks of it lad before she'll get mega clingy

LMAO I'm actually dating a horse girl on and off

literally end yourself @Trapper