i hate seeing fat cats

>thanos pfp

Green text users need to be cornered and executed

they cute but they are fucked up

Memorizing that. She was wearing it again today.

hate animals in general*

fat*

I feel my life slipping away after shagging a lassie twice.

@mabel Your opinion doesn't count, you got an anime pfp

she was wearing it again?

oooof

@Tea Poor dog

@Tea Who did you shag

Aye, need to wait until I go to hers the morn. I've legit got the fear.

@Mollusk With a ss hat too

@Kai Horse lassie

???

shes just tryna transition you seemlessly into one of her possessions like

going there in the mornin?

She's coming over before I go to work, then I'm meant to be going to hers in the morning.

@Kai read from the 2nd pin in soy

Ruger she sat and spoke for 30 minutes on the phone with her Mum about chilled salad forks.

There's different forks for salad?

hahahaha

could prob still run the hoodie retrieval protocol from a morning visit

Like, I don't understand.

omfg

sounds like something my nan would do

would need to adlib tho

aite yea shes deep deep middle class

Morning visit when she goes for her a shower, I'm going to be hunting for it. Cheers for the emergency protocols if it goes tits up like.

the dad is likely a consultant or a top level dentist or some shit

He's a architect.

I asked her.

ohhhh snap

yikes

You've been right about literally everything. I get the meme but it's literally real.

Legit flapping ngl

rugers always right

lad my first bird and crush was a horsie girl

i wear the scars