Message from @one crusader boi

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2018-12-31 19:17:44 UTC  

no

2018-12-31 19:19:04 UTC  

i bought some suspicious fireworks from a sketchy back woods fireworks stand, i got the good stuff hope i lose a finger

2018-12-31 19:19:59 UTC  

@The Thrash Slinging Slasher make sure you hold them as you set them off

2018-12-31 19:20:45 UTC  

will do, i got one that im pretty sure is just a stick of dynamite

2018-12-31 19:20:50 UTC  

@The Thrash Slinging Slasher tie one to your dick, record it, and post it here

2018-12-31 19:21:27 UTC  

i also got one call the saturn missile battery which looks awesome gots like 600 shots

2018-12-31 19:22:04 UTC  

if you got these from some sketchy back alley place expect 60 shots and in every direction

2018-12-31 19:22:07 UTC  

@The Thrash Slinging Slasher point directly at you're neighbours

2018-12-31 19:22:16 UTC  

i think imma also fill a spray paint can lid with black powder too

2018-12-31 19:22:32 UTC  

@Tewdrig im counting on it

2018-12-31 19:22:41 UTC  

They're probably just bullets too

2018-12-31 19:23:28 UTC  

even better

2018-12-31 19:23:36 UTC  

light that thing and it'll catch on fire for a couple seconds, you'll think it's a dud then a hail of .22lr rounds will start screaming out in every direction

2018-12-31 19:24:20 UTC  

happy new year to the survivors but they have to earn it

2018-12-31 19:24:42 UTC  

kek the new years is earned not given

2018-12-31 19:24:52 UTC  

its natural selection

2018-12-31 19:24:57 UTC  

How though

2018-12-31 19:25:06 UTC  

we need to weed out the weak and the slow

2018-12-31 19:26:20 UTC  

Yes we do, then tie them up and put on a bonfire

2018-12-31 19:26:44 UTC  

no, my special firework show works just fine

2018-12-31 19:28:02 UTC  

Light a firework inside the weak ones rectums?

2018-12-31 19:28:57 UTC  

sure that works

2018-12-31 19:30:03 UTC  

If it doesn't kill they will suffer

2018-12-31 19:30:41 UTC  

@The Thrash Slinging Slasher nigger did you just unironically fucking say kek?

2018-12-31 19:31:36 UTC  

@THCVee yes its a habit i cant stop help me

2018-12-31 19:31:52 UTC  

you know where the door is dead meme mofo

2018-12-31 19:32:05 UTC  

fuck off we're full

2018-12-31 19:32:28 UTC  

No

2018-12-31 19:32:46 UTC  

Pls die Thrash

2018-12-31 19:32:50 UTC  

i just refused to say lol it makes me cringe idk what else to say

2018-12-31 19:32:56 UTC  

then make conscious effort to drink bleach

2018-12-31 19:33:12 UTC  

saying 'kek' in place of 'lol' is worse

2018-12-31 19:33:19 UTC  

haha works fine

2018-12-31 19:33:23 UTC  

cunt

2018-12-31 19:33:30 UTC  

I heard paint thinner tastes pretty good @The Thrash Slinging Slasher

2018-12-31 19:33:35 UTC  

man i was on the local news this morning but i cant find a clip

2018-12-31 19:33:46 UTC  

lol

2018-12-31 19:33:52 UTC  

nice

2018-12-31 19:33:56 UTC  

oh tex

2018-12-31 19:34:03 UTC  

@T e x sorry it's late but Merry Christmas

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2018-12-31 19:34:05 UTC  

never tex