but tbh just be a man and do it with a real dice

geek x girls smh

girls: we can be geeks you should respect us for liking geek stuff
also girls: the dice need to be literally candy for us to care

goblin brain: mmmm clank cklanl shieny dice mmmmmmm shiney

@MountainMan did I ever show you my dice?

show

I should get some dice tbh

I've also got these but don't have an actual photo

nice

the middle rainbow white ones are my precious

why?

very nice

idk I just like them a lot

everyone gets gay rainbow coloured dice

but I've never seen people with white rice and rainbow numbers

@MountainMan doesn't even have to hurt them mechanically, could be some rp thing like yo 🅱️enis is now smaller

pathfinder has dick size mechanics

Or if your players demand it every edition does

Roll a d12 orcs +1 racial bonus

Orcus is dummy thicc the clap of his ass cheeks resonates with necrotic energy that it raises dead in a 100 ' radius.

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having a mega one shot with like 10 people. me and another player are playing the bad guys, 7 others are playing good guys, and 1 guy is on their team pretending to be good but works for us. this is gonna be hilarious. @galesteppes @Dust

that sounds awful lol

it is gonna be such a shitshow @Dust

too many goddamn people

gonna be hilarious for a oneshot

yeah everyone is just going to be shouting over each other

y e s

me and the other guy are gonna mute ourselves so we dont bother the rest

so 8 guys and one dm are gonna be tlaking over eachother all the time

me and the other lad are gonna try to focus people one by one so we end up being less and less to smooth the session tho

@MountainMan

@Dust @MountainMan

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@galesteppes X is too hard, everyone else needs to be dragged down to my level

Marxism 101

old math is hard we need to use new math where everything is right

math is really just about why we need diversity

How would you deal with a player that serially buffs their character between sessions- I keep notes on my PCs so when someone shows up with 2 more ac and a bunch more skills its pretty obvious, leads to arguments in sesh

@wrath tell them their free trial of living has ended

what do you mean serially buffs their character between sessions?