sad wank

this is so dangerous

@Uber_Sheep it's been an hour and 7 minutes since my new year and here we are looking at granny porn, i dont have much hope

@Sarcataclysmal It's a good start tho! :P

This is either a blessing or an omen

https://twitter.com/American_Jamie/status/1080028135855476737

@Sarcataclysmal Grannies need love to, you know.

Fortnite

This makes me feel bad knowing how my grandmother lives, but then I remember we're talking about grannies getting fucked and it immediately ruins that perception

https://i.imgur.com/3ZaxUPG.mp4

best way to start off the new year

masturbate 3 hours straight to the point your hand hurts

@Sarcataclysmal sorry.

😎

Fuck why are they so fit

Im doing this year right boys

id say drink an entire canister of gas

https://i.imgur.com/JZf8Iv2.mp4
another great way to ring the new year in

but that works

Damn right

fuck if i was a girl id be a hard core lesbian

Fuck Im sure most men would be lesbians

you'd be gay whichever sex you were

😦

gottem 🔥

come on...

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lol

Holy shit though my hand hurts

been ripping the head off it all night?

your dick is gonna be super raw dude

take a lucozade break

@Bonk I'm not sure if I wanna browse through your harddrive or say the ***fuck*** away from it

my harddrive is clean as a whistle, I don't save porn

just the links

well for the most part

I save vintage porn

Shit that gets wiped off internet every few months

I do have some small folder with redheads and thicc girls in

but that's not proper porn

I have an external hdd named "not porn" and another named "1 TB of porn"