Nah, not even the trusty curved stick

what happened to Australia

Britain

Britain is what happened

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Bloody colonists...

Ok

England is retarded

sorry for bringing you out of the pre-stone age 🤷🏻

Change my mind

I wanna go back, lemme have my rocks and sticks and uranium in peace

ok

ohfuck is that an albino? fuckers gonna case spells at us, lets eat that cunt

Woah mate, they didn't eat em, just straight up clubbed them

I showed you my paw pads, pls respond

It was the western aus lads that did that shit

No

lol

Uluru's school of witchcraft and wizardry

Uluru's School of Gollywogs and Cunts

i still dont know how they can call finger paintings art.....

its all about the ***S O U L*** and the ***P A S S I O N*** that you put in it

It's more like storytelling really. A really basic story

yeah i know i was taking the piss

Ah right, carry on then

i gave up caring about the plight of the abbos when i learnt theyhad issues drinking petrol

^

like fuck them guys, no wonder their greatest achievement was a digging stick

I think I’ve been in bed for 16 hours

yikes

<:heil:445315385340723211> <:heil:445315385340723211> real invalid hours

ok dim

I had a long ass dream about being a soldier in ww1

That was weird

who were you fighting for

Idk but I had a Mauser c96 so I assume German

I love siege

Gewehr or something like that

probs somethin with like 45 syllables

many mausers were made in argentina

i got an argie cut mauser