Message from @Son of Rome

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2020-02-01 00:28:04 UTC  

a cat once pissed on my backpack

2020-02-01 00:28:17 UTC  

I could throw it away basically

2020-02-01 00:29:32 UTC  

It smells so rank

2020-02-01 00:29:54 UTC  

At least with a dog you can spray a little mean green, get a foam going and get rid of it

2020-02-01 00:30:01 UTC  

Cat piss is like, super stanky

2020-02-01 00:30:13 UTC  

and it happened on the weekend and I was staying at a friends and had a warhammer tourney the next day

2020-02-01 00:30:39 UTC  

it stanked up the whole place up to the point they demanded its removal

2020-02-01 00:31:04 UTC  

Well JanSport has lifetime warranties on their backpacks

2020-02-01 00:31:24 UTC  

I've had mine since like, 8th grade

2020-02-01 00:32:04 UTC  

But just keep the tag and you can get another 1 free

2020-02-01 00:32:16 UTC  

Just say the strap broke or something, instead of a cat pissed on it now it's ruined

2020-02-01 00:32:17 UTC  

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2020-02-01 00:32:56 UTC  

it was some obscure skater brand, no warranties beside the usual

2020-02-01 00:33:55 UTC  

Sad

2020-02-01 00:33:59 UTC  

the chaos warrior logo did it for me

2020-02-01 00:34:07 UTC  

Ok siegefag

2020-02-01 00:34:08 UTC  

xd

2020-02-01 00:34:14 UTC  

`Cat piss is like, super stanky`
it's ok fam just put some bleach it'll come up good as new

2020-02-01 00:34:25 UTC  

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2020-02-01 00:34:52 UTC  

No inside cats, s/o is super allergic

2020-02-01 00:35:03 UTC  

That and they smell

2020-02-01 00:35:10 UTC  

The hairless ones, at least

2020-02-01 00:35:18 UTC  

cats don't really smell

2020-02-01 00:35:20 UTC  

but

2020-02-01 00:35:24 UTC  

they are shit pets

2020-02-01 00:36:59 UTC  

a dog can be a best buddy but a cat always just tolerates coexistence

2020-02-01 00:37:18 UTC  

^

2020-02-01 00:37:29 UTC  

Dogs are nice, cats are shitheads who see a free meal ticket

2020-02-01 00:39:15 UTC  

and that's why many wahmen prefer cats and adore their independence and men often prefer dogs because they value when they have anything that is loyal

2020-02-01 00:39:38 UTC  

cats are the only animal that did domesticate it self. as they did see the free meal that we did bring.

2020-02-01 00:39:52 UTC  

so impeachment is over

2020-02-01 00:39:57 UTC  

Did we win?

2020-02-01 00:40:01 UTC  

they will not be calling witnesses

2020-02-01 00:40:03 UTC  

Is trump in a peach?

2020-02-01 00:40:06 UTC  

drumpf is finished

2020-02-01 00:40:15 UTC  

the walls are closing in

2020-02-01 00:40:38 UTC  

from the salt we are seeing it seems drumpf is still president even after being in a peach

2020-02-01 00:41:13 UTC  

some nigga went cheap on dem peeches

2020-02-01 00:41:46 UTC  

unlimited scoops <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2020-02-01 00:47:17 UTC  

looks like Mitt Romney did torpedo his standing in the republican party after voting again the president https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/480979-cpac-romney-formally-not-invited-this-year