yassss queen slay

he's not going to dampen their day

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hmm why is the driver wearing a mic tho?

He wasn't which is why his voice was so low

hmm sounds pretty loud & clear but im no sound technician

Such idiotic names we keep hearing trans people give themselves.

Jazz, seriously? You sound like a stripper.

Taking the mother's name

Have we reached peak Weimar yet?

basically

well shit

Is that meant to be a surprise?

I guess he's just finished reading harry potter

Who is he?

long time British TV presenter

He looks like a white Saqid Khan

been on telly since early 80s

his career peaked when he was Ed the Duck's sidekick

they had a falling out so he toured with Gordon the Gopher for a while

but they didn't have the same chemistry

must be kinda shit for his wife that's he's been with for 30 years and his two kids lol

yeah but it's homophobic to suggest that

What allegations are there against him?

that he's a faggot?

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Is he doing a Kevin Spacey?

lol yeah maybe he touched up some underaged girls

Probably.

and he's coming out as gay preemptively

"I couldn't possibly have touched those girls look I like penises"

*PROVE IT.*

That's how you get them.

idk man I think degenerates would probably suck a dick to not get convicted as a nonce

inmates are not fond of nonces

No. He'd need to be gangbanged.

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That would be evidence enough for me.

BBC presenter in the ‘80s...really gets the noggin joggin

Isn't that when the commies took over?