Message from @Capitán Alatriste

Discord ID: 684087449990856718


2020-03-02 12:46:24 UTC  

you just have to assume and accept things as they are shown

2020-03-02 12:46:38 UTC  

^ they are all over the place

2020-03-02 12:46:44 UTC  

exactly

2020-03-02 12:47:58 UTC  

blasters are a perfect example. in the hand of the "hero" it a pocket nuke that destroys everything but for everyone else it a bb gun

2020-03-02 12:48:07 UTC  

hahaha

2020-03-02 12:48:15 UTC  

that's every movie tho

2020-03-02 12:48:53 UTC  

plot armour™️ is the best form of armour

2020-03-02 12:49:10 UTC  

make sure to get it at any sale

2020-03-02 12:51:09 UTC  

just be sure that G.R Martin did not make it as that one fails at the most embarrassing times

2020-03-02 13:26:04 UTC  

@Mips the crystal in the handle of the weapon changes the color of the blade, not gas

2020-03-02 13:29:26 UTC  

tfw 16c

2020-03-02 13:30:11 UTC  

me rn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/684029794291286057/unknown.png

2020-03-02 13:30:18 UTC  

mods how am I supposed to mock everyone taking part in lightsaber chat without a bugman emote

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/684029821415850010/wP8L5rTI27TX9zCAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC.png

2020-03-02 13:34:04 UTC  

@gonejamin I have a feeling heating up a rock produces some form of steam, but hey, I'm not a nerd

2020-03-02 17:05:21 UTC  

soy face is inescapable

2020-03-02 17:05:25 UTC  
2020-03-02 17:17:48 UTC  

it is everywhere

2020-03-02 17:18:45 UTC  

lmao people hating on him in the comments cus he was treating the cards like shit

2020-03-02 17:18:59 UTC  

I mean if you're a grown ass man still into Pokemon of course you're gonna be soy

2020-03-02 17:19:17 UTC  

yeah cool dudes are into Lego

2020-03-02 17:19:51 UTC  

Lego gang 💪

2020-03-02 17:19:56 UTC  

Pokemon is a trash tcg

2020-03-02 18:19:36 UTC  

full image

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/684102625968652336/1538541792125.png

2020-03-02 18:19:53 UTC  

tis ps as expected

2020-03-02 20:11:22 UTC  

My gov professor just used the term alphabet soup when talking about unconstitutional agencies <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2020-03-02 20:17:02 UTC  

Meh... I’d watch her get inappropriate with AOC. but, that’s about tit

2020-03-02 20:20:55 UTC  

holy shit bro

2020-03-02 20:21:01 UTC  

never thought about that

2020-03-02 20:26:37 UTC  

Heh

2020-03-02 20:26:56 UTC  

I bet aoc is a squirter

2020-03-02 20:28:44 UTC  

Her face is pretty fucked up so it'd have to be a paper bag fuck

2020-03-02 20:29:05 UTC  

But as we saw in that dancing video her body is pretty nice

2020-03-02 20:29:11 UTC  

I’ve been with many...MUCH, MUCH worse. But agree

2020-03-02 20:29:16 UTC  

She’s a horse face

2020-03-02 20:29:47 UTC  

I used to sleep with a coke addict and even her face was better than AOC

2020-03-02 20:30:26 UTC  

She had a great body though

2020-03-02 20:30:28 UTC  

If she could just not talk, I would stuff her face for her.

2020-03-02 20:30:38 UTC  

But the second she opens mouth. It’s over