lol callie's a tranny and even she knows horses are trouble

Read up 10 messages cunt

😂

however, due to the nature of horse riding their bodies are literally formed into insane sex machines

^

Big time

so its a double edged sword

doubt

It's a sword I'm willing to cut myself on for atm

Stay away from horsey girls

You must first master the horse, to then master the cock

Tea!

tbh if you sense it going squiff at any point you should absolutely try and seduce the mum for a one-off as well

You should know better

ass to mouth ewww @Tea

cos she will be into it

Whoever pinned me about amiibo shit neck yourself

Nah, Callie. It's worth it for me right now.

*pinged

just fuck her for a while and then when the bullshit outweighs the benefits leave

I know this one horsey bird who extracted horse semen for some Master's project, weird shit

@Jim Mum's spoke to me a few times, I think she's eager or she'll getting railed from her yoga instructor

that's the wrong kind of horse girl @Tyrone

@Tyrone I'm sorry what?

that's a degenerate

But 7/10 times the equestrian mum is a bat

tbh the rule was always avoid horsey girls, till i found out the trick to beat it... a difficult trick mind... is to out earn the father

That's the girl that will destroy our world

@Lyra What I'm doing

cool

I think she was breeding a racehorse or some shit

The ultimate weapon

@Tea the mums are always huge slut bags

Obviously not with herself

aye thats no a horsey girl, thats like an actual vet or some shit

still spoiled chicks, especially ones who like horses. Seem to be a keep your distance kind of thing

At that point I don't think it would be worth it.

@Jim not always actually

I can see it happening soon. Why I want to plough her a few more times. Her Mum's a cougar and a half, jimbo.

She's a lawyer, but doesn't work because husband makes so much money

The mums are the ones who’ll suck you dry on saturday and be a saint on sunday