Message from @Dandy Zerg

Discord ID: 530421661942415370


2019-01-03 16:24:03 UTC  

my dogs lying next to me pretending shes not watching me but shes always watching

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/530421095027703809/pupzz.jpg

2019-01-03 16:24:07 UTC  

nothing happened

2019-01-03 16:24:16 UTC  

good dog

2019-01-03 16:24:23 UTC  

@Mandy i see they wee eyes open

2019-01-03 16:24:23 UTC  

Someone told me I was getting a role tbh. So I'm ready to suck sum dic.

2019-01-03 16:24:36 UTC  

what does this command do?

2019-01-03 16:24:51 UTC  

i fuckin hate that like, discord should just let mod perms @ anyone on the server anywhere

2019-01-03 16:25:00 UTC  

Ruger you are a very slow typer

2019-01-03 16:25:07 UTC  

thanks

2019-01-03 16:25:10 UTC  

np

2019-01-03 16:25:11 UTC  

i used to be fast

2019-01-03 16:25:11 UTC  

anytime

2019-01-03 16:25:13 UTC  

@sweatercowsandsass haha aye shes a wee stalker

2019-01-03 16:25:18 UTC  

but i improved

2019-01-03 16:25:26 UTC  

The arthritis got to him

2019-01-03 16:25:28 UTC  

@Mandy i see a bit of guilt in her eyes I'd check around if I were you she might have shit somewhere

2019-01-03 16:25:29 UTC  

Hes an old man now

2019-01-03 16:25:35 UTC  

@Mandy Haha, this was my cat like 10 minutes ago, before he got bored and fucked off to do cat things.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/530421481725886494/unknown.png

2019-01-03 16:26:13 UTC  

@Mandy shes doing that "naw am no looking at ye" face 😂

2019-01-03 16:26:13 UTC  

It might not look like it

2019-01-03 16:26:18 UTC  

but he's fukin massive

2019-01-03 16:26:20 UTC  

aww looks like a fairly hefty cat too, glad he graced u with his presence

2019-01-03 16:26:30 UTC  

such a cute wee doggo

2019-01-03 16:26:31 UTC  

He isn't even fat or overweight

2019-01-03 16:26:41 UTC  

Is he just fluffy?

2019-01-03 16:26:50 UTC  

The motherfucker is lean

2019-01-03 16:27:09 UTC  

My cat could kick my ass

2019-01-03 16:27:14 UTC  

Cause my old cat Smudge was like that, he wasnt fat or chubby or overweight, he just had so much god damn fur

2019-01-03 16:27:40 UTC  

He's a bit fluffy

2019-01-03 16:27:58 UTC  

He had to have been part wildcat cause his fur was almost unmanagable and he was a lot bigger in size to our other cats

2019-01-03 16:28:11 UTC  

But again he wasnt overweight at all, his whole frame was just bigger

2019-01-03 16:28:18 UTC  

I think my cat came from a farm somewhere.

2019-01-03 16:28:23 UTC  

That cat is a ***C H O N K***

2019-01-03 16:28:24 UTC  

Maybe he was part maine coon

2019-01-03 16:29:04 UTC  

@Mikredow That's fuckin solid. Like I said the motherfucker is lean. He could probably kick your ass.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/530422356611694602/unknown.png

2019-01-03 16:29:05 UTC  

you can tell by the head and jowls

2019-01-03 16:29:20 UTC  

un neutered cats have big round heads. mine does cos we had him done late

2019-01-03 16:29:22 UTC  

Swole cat

2019-01-03 16:29:32 UTC  

yer cats a pure unit

2019-01-03 16:29:42 UTC  

OH LAWD HE COMIN

2019-01-03 16:29:52 UTC  

Absolute unit.