Message from @Ham Sandwich
Discord ID: 530423922269749268
any time i find a rodent or a bird it's actually just squashed flat where he's rolled all over it
Then geez ur cat advice at the jym
but no bites or tears
mah cat said yer cat wiz a fanny
my cats a territorial lil bitch, she goes mental when she sees another cat
ma cat said yer cats getting glassed
mines just fat
just all jowls
Jim your cat is weirdly photogenic as fuck
jims cat looks like it swipes right on tinder but never responds
he's a big idiot
ye want some?
Jims cat looks like he'll take you out for dinner, shag you in his car, drive you home and then block you on everything
he's ruined so many of my tshirts because when he sees me he just jumps off wherever he's at with his claws out, then scrambles up to be held
yer cat looks like a psycho tbh
like carryin a blade level psycho
dont leave the lasagna out then dumb cunt
i'd already eaten it
Probs leftovers on the plate lmao
that was just the leftovers
yeah
See?
Leftovers
@Jim YER CATS A GOFF
Think my cat has autism
That's a hamster you melt
my cat absolutely has autism
That cat has down syndrome
Nevermind autism