mah cat could pure batter yer cat

*slaps ur gf's arse* hey, gimme a fag cunt

Wit

my cat can't kill anything on purpose

Naw, mah cat could pure heavy make friends weee ur cat.

any time i find a rodent or a bird it's actually just squashed flat where he's rolled all over it

Then geez ur cat advice at the jym

but no bites or tears

mah cat said yer cat wiz a fanny

my cats a territorial lil bitch, she goes mental when she sees another cat

ma cat said yer cats getting glassed

mines just fat

just all jowls

Jim your cat is weirdly photogenic as fuck

jims cat looks like it swipes right on tinder but never responds

he's a big idiot

ye want some?

Jims cat looks like he'll take you out for dinner, shag you in his car, drive you home and then block you on everything

he's ruined so many of my tshirts because when he sees me he just jumps off wherever he's at with his claws out, then scrambles up to be held

yer cat looks like a psycho tbh

like carryin a blade level psycho

he monch

dont leave the lasagna out then dumb cunt

i'd already eaten it

Probs leftovers on the plate lmao

that was just the leftovers

yeah

See?

Leftovers

@Jim YER CATS A GOFF

Think my cat has autism

That's a hamster you melt

Please tell me that's real @Ronan

@Dazzie It is