I have a sealed copy of portal

I bought a 2000 replica master sword. Steel, silver and amber composite

Tis my true love

Nice.

I have to go now. I've got some work I need to be doing.

@✠ 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕿𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖗 ✠ bet you don't have a £300 ww1 bayonet (I use pounds because that's what my family uses due to being paid in pounds)

Imma use it to slay Jews..... I mean moblins

Lol

Nah but I have a 9mm a AR 15 and a Winchester 1895

Well

Do you like David Bowie?

Yeah

Guess what

Total faggot but good artist

Come closer......

(cums closer)

*whispers* I've got every album of his he did on cassette signed

Nice

Plus I got in cheap

Because I got it before his death

I have signed photos with Paul McCartney

Now they're worth tons

Paul McCartney?

And I have a bruce Springsteen signed pic

Yup

Cool

Met him Paul twice

Guess what I've got though

Wat

Guess....

Jewish DNA

You know who the gorillaz are right?

Yup

holy shit this is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMLDtE42cdQ

I've got art of them signed. Hand drawn art too.

Nice

I'm such a rich nerd

My dad is friends with alot of celebrities

Ah

But I honestly think alot of them need to be gassed

Ah