Message from @Yeetus Christ

Discord ID: 532069260395020289


2019-01-08 05:31:35 UTC  

"I can't work in a factory, I have an Art History Degree"

2019-01-08 05:31:37 UTC  

as in build fewer schools so some people aren't in the catchment

2019-01-08 05:31:41 UTC  

but some are

2019-01-08 05:31:42 UTC  

DEPORT THEM

2019-01-08 05:31:48 UTC  

@Ruger literally my entire fucking populace

2019-01-08 05:32:07 UTC  

Don't forget gender studies

2019-01-08 05:32:07 UTC  

also, put your police stations in the areas that aren't covered by education

2019-01-08 05:32:10 UTC  

create platos republic, that will work till you think of a better solution

2019-01-08 05:32:13 UTC  

I've done welding, farm work, private security, office jobs, there's no job I won't take

2019-01-08 05:32:14 UTC  

I can't work in mcdonalds, I have national 3 english

2019-01-08 05:32:17 UTC  

I have full police coverage

2019-01-08 05:32:19 UTC  

So long as it supports me and my kid

2019-01-08 05:32:20 UTC  

Is this factory job gluten free?

2019-01-08 05:32:24 UTC  

you're going to need more

2019-01-08 05:32:27 UTC  

was going for the safe city achieve earlier

2019-01-08 05:32:31 UTC  

oh

2019-01-08 05:32:34 UTC  

I guess

2019-01-08 05:33:01 UTC  

"Me? work in a supermarket? lol no i have an inspiring career in philosophy! with my 2.1 degree in philosophy!"

2019-01-08 05:33:08 UTC  

put a park next to each police station so they can just arrest people in the park

2019-01-08 05:33:09 UTC  

fuck I'm gonna have lawless wastes ont he outskirts of my city

2019-01-08 05:33:17 UTC  

Why not... Nuke the city? start fresh... you know what i mean...

2019-01-08 05:33:18 UTC  

No cops? @Aya

2019-01-08 05:33:20 UTC  

maybe I should let them be unemployed office neets

2019-01-08 05:33:30 UTC  

Lol

2019-01-08 05:33:31 UTC  

@Ruger you can't work in a supermarket, because your irish. You'll eat the potatos.

2019-01-08 05:33:33 UTC  

hey I considered flooding it

2019-01-08 05:33:36 UTC  

even without the degree tho. i know people like that lol. i had this friend that would always complain to me that they couldn't find work. so being an idiot problem solver type, i would spend my own free time looking for jobs to pass on to them. every job i sent it would be either some excuse or them saying "i don't want to serve people", "i'm not getting dirty", "i'm not that desperate" lol. eventually i got that they were just complaining and had no intention of taking a less-than-perfect dream job

2019-01-08 05:33:41 UTC  

whats that shadowy place over there papa?

2019-01-08 05:33:44 UTC  

"oh you have a creative writing degree? Well don't forget that I like my burger with no onions extra pickle"

2019-01-08 05:34:01 UTC  

shit's annoying

2019-01-08 05:34:02 UTC  

@ky we have like the highest concentration of supermarkets in the UK afaik

2019-01-08 05:34:02 UTC  

I never got that, I came back in my holidays from uni and did part time care work

2019-01-08 05:34:06 UTC  

"i can't deal with people" <- me in my 20s

2019-01-08 05:34:08 UTC  

you're not above shit

2019-01-08 05:34:13 UTC  

Sometimes you just have to work at a McDonald's

2019-01-08 05:34:18 UTC  

@Ruger aye ik, because of your border tho like

2019-01-08 05:34:20 UTC  

job experience is experience

2019-01-08 05:34:20 UTC  

@Ruger philiosphers are an important part of our society, who would bitch and complain about things about things that dont matter huh?

2019-01-08 05:34:34 UTC  

@Blast femenists

2019-01-08 05:35:10 UTC  

i mean, philosophers, they fill a certain Nietzsche

2019-01-08 05:35:15 UTC  

kys