I'm thinking of leaving my city because it was once the most liveable city in the world

one of my mates got a knife held to his throat for a brick phone outside of his house

batons, knives

US @Tea

and now it's like they're artificially inflating the crime rates on purpose

We talked about this in VC last night mate

You cock merchant

I've broken my arm guarding a bat.

From

some somali bloke drove into a bar because they kicked him out

This country is pretty safe anyways.

From what Tea

then a few months back i think two kids got injured from some guy with a machine gun

A bat, I put up left side guard and he broke my arm with it.

Oh

Glasgow used to be the stabbing capital of the world

there’s a video of the kid bleeding in some gym

its glasgow

Better that than my jaw spinning like Daffy duck.

I've been stabbed before, never clubbed or shot though

@zalfir Nice pfp

cheers

i was thinking of just going with Holly's face but wasn't sure

most I've been in was a fight with some cunt who wouldn't stop talking shit

i used to think i could relate most to Lister, but really it's Rimmer and Holly i can relate to most

Let them talk shit.

Never hit first.

I told him he could take a swing, but it wouldnt end well

never start, be ready to finish or flee

he took his swing and i kicked his ass

@zalfir I have a mr flibble in a case

Fighting isn't fun outside the cage let's put it that way.

hit first and they can press charges

he got into 3 fights with me that day and lost all 3

When your fists aren't wrapped it's going to break hitting hard bone.

let them hit you so you can clobber and press charges on them

the third one he swung and missed right into my upper forehead

he ended up breaking his fist

Doesn't work like that but cool.

@TERMIN8R rofl good

I don't think he talked to me after that