No you don't.

i do rather like dr pepper

It's a type of cherry mate

@Hob I'm not the figures guy, I'm the ideas guy

Dr Pepper is good

oh no

3630
Calories

Oh no

I tell you what isn't high calorie. Good ole Tennessee homemade moonshine!

wait how high percent is it tho

More then an mre @soup dad

yee yee

Mmm 3K calories of goodness

I should be 400 lbs

strongbow dark fruits

Idk how I'm not

im a bit on the bigger side and kinda tolerant

so that kind of shit is bad

Eww, worse than koppaberg mixed fruits @MrSusan

I've got some 100 proof here that will purify you from the inside out

28%

dont shit on fruity cider

thats .. pretty high for a liqueor

I'll 1v1 you

80 proof bourbon for me tonight

id have to not eat much the day tho

how the fuck do i drink smernoff straight

is it possible

flavored vodka isnt that bad but its more of a college thing if you want to skip calories

No

It's not Soup

okay i thought so

Ick

because i tried a jigger and about died

That's like drinking straight schnapps

its just so... repuslive

Ick

no flavor just bad

its just burn

* laughs in slavic* @soup dad

in a bunch of homemade ginger syrup and some seltzer water tho