Message from @Hey Fucko

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2019-01-13 22:28:50 UTC  

I nearly did economics myself, but I switched to physics early on. Baaaad mistake

2019-01-13 22:28:51 UTC  

And so it begins....

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/534136779389927425/20190113_222217.jpg

2019-01-13 22:29:01 UTC  

cooke

2019-01-13 22:29:04 UTC  

doctorate=broke

2019-01-13 22:30:44 UTC  

Failed undergrad = woke

2019-01-13 22:30:56 UTC  

But you get the title of doctor and the authority to do just about anything in your field @YeetshirtNinja

2019-01-13 22:31:14 UTC  
2019-01-13 22:31:24 UTC  

^

2019-01-13 22:31:27 UTC  

you just get a degree and get to call yourself a ''doctor''

2019-01-13 22:31:28 UTC  

At the cost of 300K in student debt in the states, of course

2019-01-13 22:31:55 UTC  

you know i can get my license and shit to say doctor by checking a box at the dmv?#

2019-01-13 22:32:03 UTC  

didnt cost me 300k

2019-01-13 22:32:04 UTC  

probs why lots of my tutors got their doctorate

2019-01-13 22:32:08 UTC  

I can become a doctor but it doesn't give me the right to slap cats in my practice and call it research

2019-01-13 22:32:11 UTC  

just for the dr.

2019-01-13 22:32:41 UTC  

My 16-18 public college has about 3 doctors as teachers. Probably not worth all that work. That said their debt was probably 1/3 of what mine will be for just an undergrad degree

2019-01-13 22:33:02 UTC  

has doctorate.... still has to tutor to make ends meat....

2019-01-13 22:33:13 UTC  

great choice

2019-01-13 22:33:18 UTC  

Turtle makes bank and I'm pretty sure he just has his masters

2019-01-13 22:33:41 UTC  

Mmm theoretical organic biochem

2019-01-13 22:33:51 UTC  

yeah that will make you money real quick

2019-01-13 22:33:52 UTC  

Tutor is what people call university profs sometimes in the uk. Since ende is in uni I assume he means his profs

2019-01-13 22:33:54 UTC  

He is american and in a good field. + apparently he gets nearly free reign for what he does

2019-01-13 22:34:01 UTC  

Not part time maths tutors or something lol

2019-01-13 22:34:19 UTC  

I'd love to do what Turtle does, unfortunately I don't have the mind to do it

2019-01-13 22:35:02 UTC  

turt has what is basically my dream job.

2019-01-13 22:35:51 UTC  

Best I've done is the synthesis of pure aspirin

2019-01-13 22:36:19 UTC  

The only hard part was the hygiene

2019-01-13 22:36:23 UTC  

you do that at a level

2019-01-13 22:36:47 UTC  

still in the us getting a doctorate is pretty useless for most subjects unless someone else is paying for it.

2019-01-13 22:37:41 UTC  

if you're doing independent research, particularly in the sciences, you can do it affiliated with schools which means automatic accreditation if it's good enough, or could get an honorary

2019-01-13 22:37:50 UTC  

most of the ''doctors'' ive met are dead broke

2019-01-13 22:37:56 UTC  

Ye ma gay

2019-01-13 22:38:09 UTC  

there are exceptions but few

2019-01-13 22:38:38 UTC  

end up in the same job as having a masters and have crippling debt

2019-01-13 22:38:48 UTC  

Well yeah because there is still a tier system

2019-01-13 22:38:50 UTC  

@turtle

2019-01-13 22:38:54 UTC  

Oh noes

2019-01-13 22:39:20 UTC  

had a maths teacher who had a philosophy doctorate. that's about as soft as i can accept, in english and shit like shit's pointless.

2019-01-13 22:39:28 UTC  

Doctorates in mathematics and science fields almost certainly yield better careers

2019-01-13 22:39:31 UTC  

Doctorates are best for stem and really depends where you are. In certain parts of the US MD holders can make 500k+ depending on what they specialize in