Or you'll end up divorced fighting a court settlement acrossed the ocean

yes horse girls are v much synonymous with generic rich girls, you will always be the second most influential man in her life unless you can out earn her father

tea's already a fallen soldier, he's embraced the salmon shirts

I'm not marrying her.

bullshit

Her dad's always away all the time. Like. Back 3 days every few months.

@Tea aye you are, you have no say

I ignored a lot of issues with my wife when we were dating, thought she'd change, very naive

I'm riding it out.

Here lies Tea

hah

He was a normal nigga

so you're replacing him?

@Tea once she has you decked out in a salmon shirt, white chinos and moccasins, you will be thinking of marriage

8/10, good one 😂

Then he got introduced to the whole family

I am confused why rich people would want horses.

That seems pointless.

because they're great

If I disappear one day you'll know why.

I like horses

@SpicyMonk Why would you want a dog

her mum calls him 'would you like salmon or pheasant for dinner?'

if i was rich and lived in the country i'd have a couple of horses

Cause its a pet

It'd be good to have one on the farm

I am allergic to dogs.

Why not get a horse

But I don't want to be tied down

if the dad is away all the time then that mam is ripe for some solid pumps

Well that's not the point

I guess.

Got the money might as well spend it.

ruger's on a mission

She thinks my Ralph Lauren joggies are chavy. I was like I spent £80 on them.

i'd have a couple of horses and i'd go riding and shooting, and on wednesdays we'd have tea with the vicar

Ruger really tryna be proxy pussy cousins with Tea

Mate I'll snipe a photo of the mum.

im givin the lad some worldly advice

I wanna see this mum now

im no gonna travel 300 miles for poon