because she is bad at cooking. don't tell her

you a good cook mate

Lmao

I mean I want to cook

i mean you couldn't tell her but SHHHH

Cooking is so much fun to me

both my parents are chefs but im shit at cooking

i blam them

ha

just practice.

I am best at cooking eggs and meat.

ik im too lazy most the time and then when i do my dad gets impatient and takes it over for me

because of the spices.

it pisses me off

I make a mean egg and bacon sanga

sounds good

Toast, buttered

The eggs have the outside of the yolk cooked with the gooey middle

over easy

Bacon I enjoy in any state

With a dash of white pepper

i cant do really crispy bacon tbh

too crunchy

And a slice of actual block cheese

There ya go a breakfast sandwich that's fucking delish

ever done a croque madam

Nah?

or toad in hole idk if their different

thats a croque madame

delish

Huh that looks goof

Good

You ever had an Egyptian eye

Egg in the middle of some toast

needs french toast

Can't believe there's a sweet french toast out there

thats a toad in hole

so good

I like making mine sunny side up with Black pepper, garlic, salt, a hint of cumin and garlic. then add cheese on that and cover the pan on low heat and add some sage leaf on top.

Oh fuck