Sex is cool but its annoying how far ahead you have to plan. Like what if you meet someone on a night out and cant find a parrot or gallon of baked beans at that time of night.

@knightwithadullblade

oof

I know what you mean quest, it's so hard to find a midget without a diversity hire budget these days

fucking cunts allegedly recording shit

Sex is all that matters

simple

All

that

matters

wait what's being recorded?

tea

@TheTrash(boat)Man idk if that was real

let's roll mate

@Tea false. cuddles too

ledts roll;

and i mean, its my fault but i have to look up the custard recipe EVER TIME aya

I want to grapple with you mate

i believe it would give us a deeper connection man i swear

just write it on yourself

When Im coming in mid summer

i jujst feel it mate

multitask while you fuck, make custard while he plows you from behind

careful he doesn't slip in your bum @Tea

Aya

If we roll and spar you will see how I fight yes yes

make custard on her back and hand her ingredients

oh that's a nice sentiment

this is like reading sex advice from 13 year olds

I might phone her to come over tonight

Whty are you upset?

I'm gagging

ngl

WHY ARE YUOU UPSET?

get her to bring you a chinese like

I want to smash her now

Lol

@scaredycake ☭ sorry, we cant all have a pirate costume prepared beforehand

@Questgiver laziness

the only custard you make is in her vagoo