I hate to have such a fucking...shitty attitude towards people but, there's too many idiots in the UK who make the NHS not work

really

Its like "anxiety causes me to breakdown and unable to function"

Hello I have a small penis

Oh

Ah yes so do I

@Dazzie is it wide tho

is it like a coke can

dazzie with the REAL problems

Can you fix this GP

my GP just handed me a few boxes of antidepressants and a referral for 10 free psychologist appointments, and said to try again in 2 weeks we'll see how we go

depression and shit is a meme, smol pp is a life-ruining condition

GP says prostate exam dazzie

is what i was hoping for so

open up

<:Pepega:533727176734933004> 📢 **CAN I GETG SOME SLEEPING PILLS MA LEGS AGONY MATE**#

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Shush

Small pp? I recommend leeches

Nah Religious magic.

<:pepega:534369346601091092> <:pepega:534369346601091092> <:pepega:534369346601091092> my neck hurts let me get some xanax

i would like to get either a clinical diagnosis or an all clear

so far these meds are getting me to bed at a reasonable time, up early morning, i can eat breakfast, and i havent had a full breakdown in like a week

so i think first time lucky

Leeches are always the best medicine

family has a history of bad reactions to the wrong antidepressants

like

BAD

the one time the NHS was shit when i needed it was ridiculous

wanted me to stay immobilised for 2-3 months until they could get me an MRI

I reccomend salting the brain

like fuck that

nah was for my knee

Kneeches get leeches

paid for private, was fucked but not as bad as originally thought

I'll pay for your privates, bucko

wait

one of the benefits of aus, i can walk to the doctors and get seen and not pay a thing

get my meds free too

not only that the fuckin tests the NHS guy did on my knee were so agonisingly painful i was bawling the entire time

turns out you can bruise the inside of your bones