lol just earn a bond every week

it aint hard

+KICK @rishib31 "Really? That's unlikely, Direct Message Torch for more information on who kicked you from the server!"

​Goodbye.

the first bond

only takes 80 hours of fishing swordies

crying in [CURRENT YEAR]?

err, lobbies

nah pirate

I've still got 58 days left for membership

its all about dead NA times zammy farming

I get uncontested for all 28

58 days can get you a lot of bonds for selling

pfft dumb get rich quick scheme

but it works

2k a wine

thats 56k an inv

and no xp

Spicy pizza -> get the squits -> Piss burning shit out my arse.
Not spicy pizza -> Get constipated due to all the bread -> Bust my ring piece passing baby's arms

or shit xp

each takes like 35s to respawn

why does pizza hate me

two of them

that aint bad cash for f2p my dude

what are you stats/playtime

@AstroTorch get non spicy pizza and modulate with hot sauce

this didnt happen when I was 20 ffss

uh

idk playtime

what type of pizza\

ill check

its lumbridge right?

I bought 90 days membership

username?

just geing my wine

yeah lumbridge

only cost me 15 m

That's still spicy pizza, you're just adding spice @Questgiver

stoicbirch

@AstroTorch what pizza?

meaty cunt with Jalepenos