i'll have you k ow i graduated top of my class in the sargoth axe throwing academy

I L L H A V E U K N O W

ive been involved in many raids in lumbridge

fucking lumbridge

750 confirmed wildy pkills

You know a bob?

and his pal vagene

I have over 1000 confirmed yew fellings

I've been a part of a 1000 successfull raids on the Krispy kreme down the street

voigeen

I called it as someone you know so <:dabzie:437894296805572608>

ive been involved in numerous secret raids of my cousins panty drawer

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🤔

ooh thats hot

you're fucking dead cuzzo

we're getting awfully close to keklan territory

johnson, prepare the roofies

Roofies are too expensive

it was Jim Mcnugget

What about the floories

I surgically knock women the fuck out with a croquet mallet

keklan's too poor for roofies, he just starves his sister so she's too weak to struggle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oRAbFwxLsA

Roofies are a poor mans happen

Hammer

keklan just systematically sneaks caffiene into all his sister food so that when he needs her weakened he just stops doing that and she goes into withdrawal and is easier to beat

still a fight in keklans sisters favour

200 IQ^^^

-LOL

Keklan is master fucker strategist

Keklan's 4 steps ahead

jesus, he's on another level. If only he applied this level of brilliance towards something that wasn't fucking his sister.

but then he wouldn't have anything to live for?

Fucking his sister is the only thing that keeps him alive

It's his only purpose

Who tf is keklan?

The guy that fucks his sister

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Something I missed while I was away?