Message from @The Mad King

Discord ID: 537508101314838538


2019-01-23 05:43:45 UTC  

I need a geokinetic doctor because I'm tired of these aftershocks

2019-01-23 05:43:49 UTC  

@Not a Magician you mean a doctor of seismology type of thing?

2019-01-23 05:43:55 UTC  

What Ruger how dare they turn away my gender studies doctorate

2019-01-23 05:43:59 UTC  

yeah i got that now thank you

2019-01-23 05:44:10 UTC  

wait thats a thing? @Hob

2019-01-23 05:44:10 UTC  

I mean a doctor that can just end earthquakes

2019-01-23 05:44:11 UTC  

imagine doing a phd in gender studies

2019-01-23 05:44:15 UTC  

earthquakes are fun if its not happening near you

2019-01-23 05:44:20 UTC  

please tell me you're joking

2019-01-23 05:44:20 UTC  

i think you need a sorcerer

2019-01-23 05:44:23 UTC  

get a doctorate in gender studies just so people are obligated to call you doctor and not made up genders

2019-01-23 05:44:23 UTC  

My wallet cries Ruger

2019-01-23 05:44:30 UTC  

I'm mostly bemoaning about aftershocks, nothing serious

2019-01-23 05:44:39 UTC  

My gender is doctor, I'll have you know

2019-01-23 05:44:40 UTC  

Topically bemoaning about aftershocks

2019-01-23 05:45:03 UTC  

after spending 50k, i would want my doctorate to be something really fucking good

2019-01-23 05:45:10 UTC  

^

2019-01-23 05:45:11 UTC  

i do anti-earthquake sorcery but it'll cost you the earth

2019-01-23 05:45:13 UTC  

You'd think, wouldn't you

2019-01-23 05:45:14 UTC  

Jesus fuck

2019-01-23 05:45:17 UTC  

50k

2019-01-23 05:45:37 UTC  

yeah being a full time student means working is sparse and only summer usually

2019-01-23 05:45:41 UTC  

Doctorate in doctorology

2019-01-23 05:45:50 UTC  

so the loans I use to live

2019-01-23 05:45:56 UTC  

and allows me to focus better on school

2019-01-23 05:45:56 UTC  

just buy your medical license online

2019-01-23 05:45:59 UTC  

Doctorate in University Studies

2019-01-23 05:46:06 UTC  

"Help! is anyone here a doctor?!"... "Yes I'm a doctor"... "Thank god! I think she's having a seizure!"... "Did you just assume their gender?!"

2019-01-23 05:46:09 UTC  

but this semester im going to have to work anyway, so after feb 27th ill have to try

2019-01-23 05:46:20 UTC  

idk whats worse now thinking of it having gender studies as PHD or paying to learn gender studies

2019-01-23 05:46:21 UTC  

doctorate in doctorates

2019-01-23 05:46:31 UTC  

My wifes a docter-Ben

2019-01-23 05:46:46 UTC  

in what?

2019-01-23 05:46:54 UTC  

109 notifactions rly

2019-01-23 05:46:58 UTC  

o rly

2019-01-23 05:47:02 UTC  
2019-01-23 05:47:05 UTC  

@X7ALEXR would you like more

2019-01-23 05:47:06 UTC  
2019-01-23 05:47:07 UTC  

socioecology of house wifin?

2019-01-23 05:47:09 UTC  

fuck off

2019-01-23 05:47:26 UTC