Cos I have no life like the rest of you fuckers

Not got like a wife and kids and a job?

Go mow the lawn grandad

Wife, no kids, self employed bookkeeper

You're literally old enough to be 90% of the servers dad

You're old enough to be MY dad and I'm almost 24

I know, fucking old man, laugh it up!

Dont worry my boyfriend is 33

Cease old

Yagru's been overthrown.

You got your nitro and your boomer juice?

Hes an old man too

T aint old

He always says hes an old man lmao

people who spam ping for attention have <:pepega:537028896437174292> brains

I'm like nigga shut up

@Pip nice bait

@Liam stop being a old man and also shave ur neckbeard

Why is slow mode enabled?

I have no neckbeard, to much soy as a kid, grows in patches, so no beard

little stubble though

Because Torch is a chaotic mod.

Anyone ever lose the flavour of their chewing gum and just add a wee bit more for more flavour?

Yep

allways

Fucking love hubba bubba

Obsessed with it rn tbh

Bazzoka Joe and Bubblicious for blowing bubbles

Bubbilicious was my fave as a kid

No cause we aint mongos

the only things that should go up your arse are doctors fingers and dicks

What about butt plugs?

only if you're into it

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i already mentioned dicks

Ofc the first thing I see when I tab back into chat is pip saying he wants dick up his butt

what u mean

@Participation Trophy Wife I’ll keep me eye peeled

Stop telling lies.

I'll take 500 for shit that never happened

Hubba is good for like 45 seconds