Message from @Gage
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fuck sleep schedules man its not about waking up at half 3 in the morning
sad_times/10
@Grey Squirrel no one wants you here go back to the shit pile
She whips that one out every time someone brings up emus
@Strayan't I know about the emu war
Now
Sleep sceduales are for beta pussys
Cassowary’s are the scary cunts
Cassowary's will actually rip you up
They will cut you in half with a single swipe and that it 100% serious
what about the gaes?
They are modern day raptors
Cassowarys are fucking deadly
But they taste great
people, what about the gaes?
We dont care about gays
They are kept in Jurassic park style cages
oh
o h
And by extension you
Makes sence
i want it
up me ass
It’s feet are like Aliens hands
nah man
Thats a cassowary alright
just nah
i want
There’s a “save the cassowary foundation”
my kid's favourite game was loading for 5 minutes or something, and he was just sitting there watching it instead of ctrl-alt-del end task'ing it
LMAO WHAT
Them niggas will rip you in two
give me the *birb*
It’s not a bird
They don't need saving