You can’t not take the piss out of teleshopping

@yeetshirtninja PANCAKE MASTER???? BITCH THATS A CREPE

let me buy this oversized sheer momo

bitch that is a crepe

fml

Style4u goucho pants in sand

LOL

I need me some of dem

bitch looked like she made pants outta a bed sheet

Her mas curtains

Oh yeah btw tshirt said i could platonic cuddle your boobs so he can cuddle cow @sweatercowsandsass

@coattailsandbowties i mean you could do that anyway....

we have an accord.....

HE DOESNT OWN ME

YAY

BOOB CUDDLES

I CAN LET YOU CUDDLE MY TITS WITHOUT HIS CONSENT

THEY MY BOOBIES

Yo, has anyone seen Copper Cab recently? He’s fucking jacked.

WE CAN ALL CUDDLE EACH OTHER

if its just cuddles its accepted no questions

Lmao it will be just cuddles

Like....yeah i kinda miss girls but I'm happy.

Yeah same

Platonic boobage will make everything better tho 😊

I dont like *miss* them, just the boobs lmao

Tshirt get some boobs

I do *not* miss the drama lmao

Fake strap on pair

Oh fuck no

@Cow YES

☝️

INFLATABLE BOOBIES

Now I know what to get him for his birthday next month 😩

Like that pulled pokemon episode

Hes getting a pair of tits and a copy of Anthem

Done

I now just really want a boob pillow

ill get you a waifu pillow with fake tits

Covered in cow spots

My sister just sent me pics of her baba