Hes getting a pair of tits and a copy of Anthem

Done

I now just really want a boob pillow

ill get you a waifu pillow with fake tits

Covered in cow spots

My sister just sent me pics of her baba

She sent them with a lil message saying "Hi Aunty Nicolle"

Muh heart

See whenever i see babies it's like ow my ovaries i want one but then when I've been around them for more than five minutes and the screaming starts like mmmmm nah i remembered that i really *really* don't

Fucking SAME

I like kids I can give back

YES

Like my neices and nephews

I dont really like strangers kids tho

@Pip BRING ME CHILD SO I CAN LOVE TEMPORARILY

Like at all

My friends kids are ok

But like strangers kids? Its a no from me dawg

I like making faces at kids on trains and buses and stuff

Usually can stop them from crying too

Turned a screaming mess into a laughing one in five minutes 💁

There was a little girl who asked if she could sit with me once on the train cause the seat next to her mum was taken (she was across from me)

She was kinda sweet

I was like "yes of course you can"

TELL COW HE CAN'T GET OUT OF BED YET <:GWpinkuSadOtato:393081466176667648> <:GWpinkuSadOtato:393081466176667648> <:GWpinkuSadOtato:393081466176667648> <:GWpinkuSadOtato:393081466176667648> <:GWpinkuSadOtato:393081466176667648>

COW YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO GET OUT OF BED YET. IDK WHY BUT COAT SAID SO.

Ok thank you sorry for interrupting

I'm gonna make chili tonight

<:GWqlabsOilUp:398950654149787670> <:GWqlabsOilUp:398950654149787670> <:GWqlabsOilUp:398950654149787670> <:GWqlabsOilUp:398950654149787670> <:GWqlabsOilUp:398950654149787670>

Mmmmmmmmmm

Hush I need to

Toad in the hole <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

@Cow ok sorry she shouted and told me to say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRAMzWYfxzQ

Wtf even is toad in the hole

It’s alright

She’s just lazy and wants me to be lazy

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD TOAD IN THE HOLE??????

Idk what it is

So no

OMG I'M MAKING IT FOR YOU