Would typing a single character in chat be considered "malicious destruction of property" if it only fucks with apple phones

jackie your android memes are 10 years old

:gachiLengz: :PlasticGuitar:

i miss my old nokia and wish i could separate pocket computer from phone

it still gets a response though <:pepega:537028896437174292> @JamieDG

Jackie is 10 years old

I bought an s7 active a couple years ago. Shit's been ran over, dropped off a helicopter (twice), had a gym partner's deadlift dropped on it, been dropped in a toilet and been covered in turbine oil. Still works.

Clumsy as I am buying an iphone would be counter-intuitive.

But tempted to get one of the old nokia adamantium phones.

i had an s7 too but the battery always drained in my pocket

same with every android i've had

like it had decent screen on time battery life but the standby time is garbo

Samsung phones are great, but dont even dare getting it repaired at an official samsung shop if something ever happens to it

@Sechesin helicopter?

@fuzzyplant Yeah. Ch47-F Chinook, specifically.

What do you do with those?

...well, a -D the 2nd time... but semantics.

Nothing, anymore. I moved to a different airframe.

Used to fix them.

Oohh

That's pretty cool

Could you fly them?

Eh, just a flying school bus

Hahaha fuck no

A fixed wing maybe

A flying school bus is still waaayyy cooler than a normal school bus

You do that in the military or just as a job?

Just a job.

Still pretty cool

flying school bus, you say?

@Sechesin did you say dropped off a helicopter?

@Spork molk I see you are back where you belong

@Spork molk You fucking wish lmao

Like,
- phone in jacket pocket while standing on aircraft
- phone falls out of jacket pocket
- phone falls for several seconds
- phone impacts on tarmac

@Dazzie Watch out Dazzie, he'll tattle on us to Markus when he plays games with him again

@Dazzie you love me dont lie

@Spork molk would rather have Susan Boyle shag me with a 10 inch strap-on than talk to you lmbao

@LorneM id take perma whitey to change this name