Message from @Balkan Twat

Discord ID: 539088900921098252


2019-01-27 14:07:57 UTC  

When you get invited to the White House and think you're going to get a fancy meal but get McDonlds instead.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/539084150771023874/excuse.jpg

2019-01-27 14:08:31 UTC  

college footballers would've been bracing for fancy shit and pleasantly surprised

2019-01-27 14:08:39 UTC  

if not avoiding the dark stares of their coach

2019-01-27 14:09:26 UTC  

probably relieved that they didn't need to use the table manners lessons he gave them

2019-01-27 14:09:53 UTC  

I bet all of them got calls from their mum's before they went to be on their best behavior

2019-01-27 14:14:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/539085720904663041/downtown_america_soup.webm

2019-01-27 14:14:57 UTC  

_but look how extravagant 300 burgers on a table look like_

2019-01-27 14:15:16 UTC  

that entire story was a nothing hamberder

2019-01-27 14:15:47 UTC  

but I enjoyed the a e s t h e t i c s

2019-01-27 14:15:56 UTC  

mcdonalds on silver platters

2019-01-27 14:17:09 UTC  

@Pirate that's a very upsetting video

2019-01-27 14:17:22 UTC  

I need to find a version with audio

2019-01-27 14:18:10 UTC  

#unmuted

2019-01-27 14:19:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/539087131684110346/20190126_173641.jpg

2019-01-27 14:19:50 UTC  

Repent

2019-01-27 14:20:06 UTC  

I'd try that

2019-01-27 14:20:47 UTC  

Everybody good

2019-01-27 14:21:05 UTC  

no

2019-01-27 14:21:19 UTC  

Section Ratio General*

2019-01-27 14:25:32 UTC  

Morning degenerates

2019-01-27 14:26:49 UTC  

Good morning

2019-01-27 14:27:48 UTC  

Quiet morning

2019-01-27 14:29:50 UTC  

The last few mornings has been pretty quiet in here

2019-01-27 14:33:10 UTC  

noticed a few oddities like the quiet at this time

2019-01-27 14:33:29 UTC  

@Octavia morning mamushka

2019-01-27 14:33:56 UTC  

might post nudes before shower

2019-01-27 14:34:25 UTC  

post that fat asian boi ass @T e x

2019-01-27 14:36:58 UTC  

neat, but why?

2019-01-27 14:37:27 UTC  

ok fine you don't want them

2019-01-27 14:37:33 UTC  

imagine posting the small version of this

2019-01-27 14:37:43 UTC  

and not the 16k x 16k directly from nasas site

2019-01-27 14:37:45 UTC  

shake my head

2019-01-27 14:38:17 UTC  

i've been exposed

2019-01-27 14:38:28 UTC  

imagine not thinking this is all made up

2019-01-27 14:38:45 UTC  

the cosmos is a jewish conspiracy

2019-01-27 14:38:49 UTC  

✡ ✡ ✡

2019-01-27 14:39:12 UTC  

damn, where'd they go?

2019-01-27 14:39:43 UTC  

I was just in the process of copying their locations and dropping them in a Slack I have with my irl friends

2019-01-27 14:40:46 UTC  

click that if u wanna download a literal 300mb picture