I take all my test at uni high and get 20% above average in like every class

I am a Jew tho so learning things is easy

i blunt before test and proffessors are like oh my god

then i get 97%

so thats a nigger pepe

More like a giant dwarf

the shop owner has totally accepted that i'm more productive with weed

he first noticed i work better after i come from lunch

lol

then assumed it was because i dont eat brekfast

and i needed food

but you come back from lunch and eat more

ahhh yaaaa

so he started bringing donuts in the morning

@✠ 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕿𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖗 ✠ I went to the ancient synogogoe once and found thier hash set up

Kek

in spain

and i kept that going for a while but eventually stopped caring if i smell

i used to only smoke on the way to my hour lunch

now i'll exhale the last hit right before i walk into the office idgaf

but now your boss is like bro get high

I don't get high while working

E X A C T L Y

@✠ 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕿𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖗 ✠ i have to, otherwise i go full autist

but i do almost exclusively logic puzzke jobs at work all day

My programming skills suck while high

flood cars, electrical issues other shops spent a week on, etc

lol

i love doing stats programming high

replacing injector driver circuits on boards

@✠ 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕿𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖗 ✠ learn R nigger, that shit is cool

i literally CAN"T microsolder when sober

@✠ 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕿𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖗 ✠ could help you jew harder

i literally cant

weed makes my hands shake less

I can't Microsoft high

Microsolder

Too fucked up to solder

i also can't get into my diagnostic zen mode without weed usually

@✠ 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕿𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖗 ✠ lol learn r tho, with just a lil code you can figure out whats making your company the most cash consistantly