Message from @Callie

Discord ID: 539607667283329024


2019-01-29 00:44:05 UTC  

mingin

2019-01-29 00:44:09 UTC  

When u can’t grow facial hair from too much soy

2019-01-29 00:44:18 UTC  

if u can grow facial hair then great but if you dont its fine

2019-01-29 00:44:26 UTC  

So you need to unnaturally absorb the hair off of other men

2019-01-29 00:44:38 UTC  

i wish my beard grew slower lmao

2019-01-29 00:44:41 UTC  

when you spend your days injesting spoonfuls of soy

2019-01-29 00:45:07 UTC  

like ice cream scoop spoonfuls

2019-01-29 00:45:41 UTC  

Seems like Gillette is now sponsoring “””consensual””” facial hair transplants

2019-01-29 00:46:14 UTC  

i feel bad for dudes that cant grow a beard

2019-01-29 00:46:54 UTC  

My dog as a baby

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/539607336432566273/image0.jpg

2019-01-29 00:46:58 UTC  

idk if i could grow a long beard but idk if id ever want to

2019-01-29 00:47:02 UTC  

cuuuuute

2019-01-29 00:47:07 UTC  

I feel nothing for this gillette "issue" 100% apathy

2019-01-29 00:47:15 UTC  

@Callie what's the dog like now

2019-01-29 00:47:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/539607543941693451/image0.jpg

2019-01-29 00:47:44 UTC  

looks like a good boy

2019-01-29 00:47:58 UTC  

@Callie adorable mate

2019-01-29 00:47:58 UTC  

It’s a girl

2019-01-29 00:48:04 UTC  

would rub belly

2019-01-29 00:48:08 UTC  

Don’t misgender my dog

2019-01-29 00:48:13 UTC  

She would like

2019-01-29 00:48:18 UTC  

thats a good boy

2019-01-29 00:48:33 UTC  

idk what gender, only good boys

2019-01-29 00:49:38 UTC  

She’s a naughty girl

2019-01-29 00:49:45 UTC  

She barks

2019-01-29 00:49:53 UTC  

oh, im so sorry

2019-01-29 00:50:31 UTC  

barking... no thank you

2019-01-29 00:50:38 UTC  

its why i own a cat

2019-01-29 00:50:40 UTC  

Yeah just sour cream and pico

2019-01-29 00:50:49 UTC  

And nacho cheese

2019-01-29 00:50:56 UTC  

Mayo would be fucking gross

2019-01-29 00:51:47 UTC  

@yeetshirtninja I just remembered a video one of my friends made in 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9PClQKOmg

2019-01-29 00:51:50 UTC  

: (

2019-01-29 00:54:48 UTC  

the guy just cant get a break

2019-01-29 00:54:50 UTC  

lol

2019-01-29 00:56:36 UTC  

but that was made in 2016

2019-01-29 01:00:59 UTC  

a positive waluigi video for once

2019-01-29 01:02:16 UTC  

thats actually adorable

2019-01-29 01:02:59 UTC  

by not being in smash he avoided getting the shit kicked out of him, blessing in disguise

2019-01-29 01:03:12 UTC  

eh..... shit game anyhow