your so comfortable

this is my job

@coattailsandbowties I like fucking her to shower wall.

Up*

Your feet will slip and you will both crack your heads open and die.

to make you uncomfortable

@coattailsandbowties never happen to me. Thing called a shower mat

Pfffff

this is why you want me here

I'm not light enough for them to hold me up <:sadcat:501393719199793152>

i dont even need a role

@coattailsandbowties you are.

No

Yes.

I'm too heavy

I FUCKINF LOVE IT

Not for someone my size.

Rofl

u aint heavy

Yes

I have pudge

I don't like it

hush

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Coats. Do do most people.

You're not too heavy.

aye shut up faggot

ur fine

Too heavy is like 14 stone.

I'm like 67kg i am heavy

That's nothing...

thats nothing

at all

I'm like... 10st 7 or thereabouts?

im 117kg

*im* a big boy

I've shagged lassies that weight. It's nothing.

I'm 105

Fuck man I need to learn metric

nah

just convert