Apparently you are Markus @Dazzie

lick my anus and I'll leave

How even

The beard.

Face.

pants

Almost everything.

If you were that stoned I doubt you’d be in a condition to use discord

not to mention dazzie is like 100x more chad than soy markus

Nothing alike

I am more handsome than Makrus

^^

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/437994388493303820/537093021636886539/Screenshot_20190120-211454.png @Dazzie CoUnT dAnKuLa LoOkS wIeRd In ThIs ImAgE

@Sodium Rona <:hahaa:522207400250310662>

^^^

Why Markus have hair?

Dazzie is very handsome

Look at that fucking Chad

Dazzie is a wholesome boy

dazzie just has to snap his fingers and every woman in a mile radius becomes pregnant

Yeah you guys are right I was retarded can we drop it

Gut and all

The belly that masks the wholesome abs

@Sodium no

That’s not how this works

not the best crime fighting super power ever, but beggars cant be choosers like

@Ruger but i thought dazzie was THE perma virgin

or so i have been told

Oh, he doesn't have actual sex

He can immediately disable female adversaries tho

aye cause he snaps his fingers instead of humpin them

ok

@Fartacus you sound like Igor.

i do not, thank you very much

i dont have a posh accent

hmmmm ahh yaesss massa

fuggin syrup mouth tryna roast the dazzie

i didnt try

@everyone Tell @Fartacus he sounds like igor

i was merely confused

Yes master I will kill the girl